Phones down. Judgment up.

Ever ride on the back of a motorcycle with somebody you were dating?

Helmet? Because that's going to matter here.

Did you ever dye your own hair or frost your own tips?

If so, was there anybody else involved, or was it just you and a box from CVS?

Did you ever have a Hard Rock Cafe shirt that was actually in the rotation?

One souvenir shirt is fine. Did you have multiple cities?

Did you own the pants where the legs zipped off and suddenly you had shorts?

Did you ever perform the conversion in public?

Did one of your parents ever run out of gas somewhere they absolutely should not have?

School pickup line would be an elite answer.

Did your dad ever build some kind of questionable backyard sports facility himself?

PVC pipe, construction fencing, whatever was lying around?

Did your mom own a ThighMaster?

Bonus points if it lived permanently next to the couch.

Anybody in your family have a tongue piercing?

Currently or from a very specific phase of life?

Does anybody in your family own their own bowling ball?

Do they also own the shoes? Because then this is a lifestyle.

Pontoon boat anywhere in the family?

Is there a name on the back of it?

Anybody in your family say "Eye-talian"?

And are they aware that's not how the word works?

Did the family car ever have a radio-station bumper sticker?

One sticker, or were we turning the back window into NASCAR?

Did your family ever hit a wax museum on vacation?

And did everybody pose with the celebrities like it was required?

At McDonald's, did you ever drink soda out of the little ketchup cups?

One sample sip, or were you building yourself a tiny beverage service?

Have dinosaur chicken nuggets ever been the "protein" on your salad?

Because technically correct does not mean innocent.

Where does pancake syrup live in your house?

Refrigerator people always seem extremely confident about this.

When you order beer, is Red Stripe ever legitimately in consideration?

Vacation-only, or are you buying this at home?

At the deli, have you ever ordered meat by dollar amount instead of weight?

Give me six bucks of turkey is a very specific energy.

Potato chips inside the sandwich: yes or no?

And what sandwich are we talking about?

Have you ever cashed in beer cans specifically to buy more beer?

Recycling is noble. I'm asking about the business model.

Did frozen onion rings ever come out of the oven at your house?

Were they a side dish or were people just eating a sheet pan of onion rings?

Has somebody ever stayed at your house while they were under house arrest?

Family member, friend, or somebody your parents inexplicably agreed to help?

Has your family ever gone outside together specifically to watch a nearby house fire?

Concerned neighbors... or folding-chair situation?

Have you ever launched yourself off a trampoline into a pool?

If you were a kid when you did this, was an adult present and somehow allowing it?

Do you take your socks off using your feet and then leave them buried in the bed?

Are you retrieving them before laundry day or letting archaeology handle it?

Does toilet paper ever substitute for Kleenex at your house?

Occasionally, or are facial tissues considered unnecessary luxury goods?

Do you swim in a pool wearing a T-shirt?

Sun protection, body-confidence strategy or just your swim outfit?

Ever fake a cough while calling out of work?

Did you rehearse it before the call?

Have you ever left a public comment on an adult-video website?

Watching is one thing. Participating in the community is another.

Have you ever bought a gun at Walmart?

Was that the reason you went to Walmart that day?

Have you ever worn the sneakers you just bought straight out of the store?

Did the old pair go into the new shoebox?

Have you ever eaten a fish you personally caught?

Cleaned it yourself too?

As a kid, were you a day-camp person or a sleepaway-camp person?

Or did your parents believe camp was just paying strangers to watch you?

Did you ever have a celebrity impression you were way too committed to as a kid?

Who was it, and did adults encourage this?

Did your house ever have beaded curtains where a door should have been?

Bedroom doorway? Basement? This matters.

How long after graduation did you keep wearing your class ring?

Days, months... years?

What did you call your grandparents?

Standard Grandma/Grandpa, or do we have a Nana, Meemaw, Pop-Pop situation?

Have you ever taken an unused airsickness bag off an airplane?

Souvenir? Emergency supply? What exactly was the plan?

Ever had a picnic at a rest area?

Cooler and a blanket, or were you eating off the trunk?

Ever held a family gathering or a reunion at a public park?

Did somebody reserve the pavilion, or did your family just claim the tables?

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